Food, fitness,menswear, funny. I enjoy a good story, telling or listening so feel free to ask me anything! My advice is usually pretty good.



life goals:

financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary



Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

I did nothing today and it felt pretty good. Tons of work the next 4 days.


It’s unbelievable  that our own government would do such horrendous things to keep the “peace”. 

But to keep people down, they’ll do anything.

Holy fuck I just googled this (MOVE 9)my mind just exploded.

Sometimes I follow someone

for a little bit because they post some good things but then I unfollow because they post significantly more dumb things than good things.

Other people post a lot of dumb things but they also post a lot of good things so it evens out.

Unpardonable sin: answering troll anons seriously and getting mad. Seriously, turn off your fucking anon and stop answering trolls publicly because IT’S WHAT THEY WANT. YOU’RE LETTING THE TERRORISTS WIN.

I just want to cry

every time I hear about one of my students sending nudes and some asshole putting them on the internet.

or some asshole sending unsolicited nudes.

please stop. what do I have to do to make this stop.

I’m so sorry

there are no selfies. My phone camera sucks and after a long day I ripped off all of my clothes before remembering to find my real camera.